Thursday, December 19, 2013
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Betting on suicide funny
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both
watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to
jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't,"
said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Monday, July 8, 2013
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Men's solution to women talking too much joke
People say that women talk too much.
But there's no problem, cause the male ear's is SELECTIVE.
Example:
when a women say:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff is all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don't wash them NOW.
The male ear only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW!
chinese challenge
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